That's What Friends Are For?

[catelin]

You mean all I have to do to have a friend is press a button? Woohoo! I dunno...something kinda creepy and uncomfortable about that if I think about it too long. Who knows? Perhaps there's some sort of etiquette to this that I'm violating? Should I send a polite email first? "Hi. You don't know me, but you wrote something I [insert appropriate response here, followed by ingratiating pleasantry and request]." Shit!!! Welcome to the turmoil that the southern obsession with using the right fork at the dinner table can bring to one's everyday meanderings. So, for those of you who are wondering (if you even care) how you've ended up at the barrel-end of my little "friends" button, here are the *criteria by which you have been judged:

*Criteria subject to change given the cycle of the moon, the mood I'm in, and any other bullshit reason I happen to come up with*

Friends=Total Strangers Who (in any combination) Have:
Made me laugh
Made me raise my left eyebrow
Amused me
Learned how to use a dictionary
Read Richard Brautigan
Interested me
Made me feel like I needed a shower
Saddened me
Made me horny
Said something obscure that I actually understand
Cool pics
Not used cheeky cyber-jargon like "prolly" and "laterz"
The ability to form a complete sentence
Pissed me off
Graduated high school
Made me envious
Made me wish I were 5,10,15 years younger (lecherous "hehehe")
Disturbed me
Ga-roovy hair
Intrigued me
Actually spoken to me

And the beat goes on...

Comments

Re: Welcome, Wilkommen, Bienvenue

[catelin.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose anyone who's read Brautigan is entitled to the occasional cutsie cyber-spelling.
Laterz! (Teehee!)