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Seems that my new found friend will soon be conscripted into the glorious ranks of slackerdom (temporarily, I'm sure). I thought I'd try to cheer him up with some great slacker quotes. : ) If all else fails, dear, I need a manservant...you know, like Mr. French in Family Affair.
"Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now." -Bumper Sticker
"Notice how the view is always nicer going downhill rather than uphill?" -Simon Gerard
"The reward for a job well done is more work." -Anon.
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up." - Keith Pawluck
"Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again." -Stewart Gary
"Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but they haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway." -Slacker Proverb
"Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?" - Anon
"Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow" -Rob Sweatman
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." - David Dunham
"Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation." - Slacker Proverb
"Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem." - Henry Kissinger, in March 1979.
"The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully." - Russian Proverb
"Why do anything, when someone else has already done it?" Anon
"Why do anything when someone else is only going to point out the flaws?"-Anon
"Why work, when all you are doing is mortgaging your life?"-Anon
"Efficiency through minimalism." - Simon Gerard
"Sleep is always more fun than working."-Anon
You have to admit that the couch is more comfey than the chairs at work.-Anon
You know your a slacker when you forget what the word means because it take up to much room in your head.-Anon
"I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing" - Dave White
"Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now." -Bumper Sticker
"Notice how the view is always nicer going downhill rather than uphill?" -Simon Gerard
"The reward for a job well done is more work." -Anon.
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up." - Keith Pawluck
"Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again." -Stewart Gary
"Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but they haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway." -Slacker Proverb
"Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?" - Anon
"Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow" -Rob Sweatman
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." - David Dunham
"Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation." - Slacker Proverb
"Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem." - Henry Kissinger, in March 1979.
"The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully." - Russian Proverb
"Why do anything, when someone else has already done it?" Anon
"Why do anything when someone else is only going to point out the flaws?"-Anon
"Why work, when all you are doing is mortgaging your life?"-Anon
"Efficiency through minimalism." - Simon Gerard
"Sleep is always more fun than working."-Anon
You have to admit that the couch is more comfey than the chairs at work.-Anon
You know your a slacker when you forget what the word means because it take up to much room in your head.-Anon
"I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing" - Dave White
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