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catelin ([personal profile] catelin) wrote2001-08-31 11:12 pm

Overexposure!

Maybe it's that I've been forced to look at him waaaaay more than I'd ever have wanted, but Gary Condit is starting to look like a chick with a really bad haircut.

[identity profile] curtankerous.livejournal.com 2001-08-31 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Christopher Walken with no foundation and a bad toupee.

[identity profile] curtankerous.livejournal.com 2001-08-31 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...or Cokie Roberts

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2001-09-01 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
whoa.

I can see Cokie Roberts.
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[identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com 2001-09-02 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is truly frightening.

I Know Too Much

[identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com 2001-08-31 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I generally avoid the news these days, but I still know more about this man than I ever wanted to know.

I have two odd Gary Condit facts that I simply must share somewhere. You brought it up, Cate, so here goes:

1) Gary Condit had an uncredited role as an extra in the movie, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". I've never seen the movie, but apparently he's in a scene shot in a pizzeria.

2) Gary Condit's body is completely hairless. Think about that for a minute and try to keep your dinner down!

Mea culpa,
E.
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Re: I Know Too Much

[identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com 2001-09-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Ok, number one's kinda cool but the gross-out factor of number two FAR outweighs it! Blech! ; )

Re: I Know Too Much

[identity profile] raindog.livejournal.com 2001-09-04 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-hum. I think you once told me you didn't have to shave your legs because you are the human equivalent of a mexican hairless, CC.
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Re: I Know Too Much

[identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com 2001-09-04 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! That is true, that is true!! For some reason, though, the thought of a non-hairy guy just icks me out much more than a non-hairy gal. And...there is a difference between my tiny blonde baby leg hairs and REALLY being hairless! Blech. Ok, once again I am nauseated. *burp*

Re: I Know Too Much

[identity profile] raindog.livejournal.com 2001-09-05 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, here's a proposal: I will forget your mexican hairless quality if you will forget the elongation of my a--. Deal???

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2001-09-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I must have perfected the art of living in a hole.

I only know about the guy what I've chosen to read about him on the internet... I haven't really heard that much about him in the last couple weeks since I've gotten bored by the story... Has anything remarkable (other than his rather lame explanation on some national TV show*)?



*Note: I didn't actually WATCH the explanation, but heard most people didn't buy it.

In my humble opinion...

[identity profile] kudzublossom.livejournal.com 2001-09-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think he looks a bit like death sucking on a soda cracker mixed with Jack Lord from Hawaii
5-O. Ta da na na na...da na na na.
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Re: In my humble opinion...

[identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com 2001-09-02 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Right on!! That is sooooooo totally Gary!

[identity profile] jmilton.livejournal.com 2001-09-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
From day one my best friend was convinced he looks like somebody's grandmother.

[identity profile] nandan.livejournal.com 2001-09-09 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What is it about these womanizing politicians with the humongous head of hair? I thought the bald guys were supposed to have all the testosterone.

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[identity profile] jmilton.livejournal.com 2001-09-09 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
have you ever seen the hair on John Gibson, a Fox News anchor?

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[identity profile] nandan.livejournal.com 2001-09-09 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes you suspicious, does it?

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[identity profile] jmilton.livejournal.com 2001-09-09 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed... have you seen a more conservative man with more hair?