catelin: (Default)
([personal profile] catelin Aug. 31st, 2001 11:12 pm)
Maybe it's that I've been forced to look at him waaaaay more than I'd ever have wanted, but Gary Condit is starting to look like a chick with a really bad haircut.

From: [identity profile] epiphany.livejournal.com

I Know Too Much


I generally avoid the news these days, but I still know more about this man than I ever wanted to know.

I have two odd Gary Condit facts that I simply must share somewhere. You brought it up, Cate, so here goes:

1) Gary Condit had an uncredited role as an extra in the movie, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". I've never seen the movie, but apparently he's in a scene shot in a pizzeria.

2) Gary Condit's body is completely hairless. Think about that for a minute and try to keep your dinner down!

Mea culpa,
E.
ext_53723: (Default)

From: [identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com

Re: I Know Too Much


Ha! Ok, number one's kinda cool but the gross-out factor of number two FAR outweighs it! Blech! ; )

From: [identity profile] raindog.livejournal.com

Re: I Know Too Much


Uh-hum. I think you once told me you didn't have to shave your legs because you are the human equivalent of a mexican hairless, CC.
ext_53723: (Default)

From: [identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com

Re: I Know Too Much


Ha! That is true, that is true!! For some reason, though, the thought of a non-hairy guy just icks me out much more than a non-hairy gal. And...there is a difference between my tiny blonde baby leg hairs and REALLY being hairless! Blech. Ok, once again I am nauseated. *burp*

From: [identity profile] raindog.livejournal.com

Re: I Know Too Much


Ok, here's a proposal: I will forget your mexican hairless quality if you will forget the elongation of my a--. Deal???
.

Profile

catelin: (Default)
catelin

Most Popular Tags

Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags