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1. Russell Crowe's hair (Go Greased Lightning!!)
2. Steve Martin's painfully humorless "jokes."
3. Catherine Zeta Jones and her self-conscious camera-hogging. Blech!
4. Bob Dylan's teeth and the way that camera angle made it look like his eyes were rolling up into his head...too Bela Lugosi.
5. Dino DeLaurentis seems to have fathered his own grandchildren.
6. Bjork's "Leda" impression.
7. Appalling lack of much of anything but white, white, white faces.
8. Just about all of the real class acts have died.
9. The goofy satellite sequences.
10. Rene Zellwiger's constant squinting and blinking...Reminded me of "It's Pat."
2. Steve Martin's painfully humorless "jokes."
3. Catherine Zeta Jones and her self-conscious camera-hogging. Blech!
4. Bob Dylan's teeth and the way that camera angle made it look like his eyes were rolling up into his head...too Bela Lugosi.
5. Dino DeLaurentis seems to have fathered his own grandchildren.
6. Bjork's "Leda" impression.
7. Appalling lack of much of anything but white, white, white faces.
8. Just about all of the real class acts have died.
9. The goofy satellite sequences.
10. Rene Zellwiger's constant squinting and blinking...Reminded me of "It's Pat."
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Pining for Meg? Prozac OD? Only his therapist (and possibly hairdresser) knows for sure.
And why was Julia Roberts, patron saint of horses, attempting to impersonate Audrey Hepburn in "My Fair Lady"?
What a crashing bore.
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