"So what do you keep in there?" he asks, pointing to the old armoire I've pushed into the den.
"That's my witch's wardrobe. Haven't you ever heard of one?"
"Uh, ok...so what do you keep in there?"
"Nothing too exotic. Brooms, candles, runes, tarot cards. You know, all my crazy pagan lady stuff."
He laughs. "Great. I'm marrying a witch."
"Nah, just a gal who knows a lot about herbs and such who likes running around naked under the stars once in a while."
A smile. "I can live with that. I can definitely live with that."
I roll my eyes. "Hurry up, or we're going to be late to the bar mitzvah."
"That's my witch's wardrobe. Haven't you ever heard of one?"
"Uh, ok...so what do you keep in there?"
"Nothing too exotic. Brooms, candles, runes, tarot cards. You know, all my crazy pagan lady stuff."
He laughs. "Great. I'm marrying a witch."
"Nah, just a gal who knows a lot about herbs and such who likes running around naked under the stars once in a while."
A smile. "I can live with that. I can definitely live with that."
I roll my eyes. "Hurry up, or we're going to be late to the bar mitzvah."
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AH HA! You probably burn incense and where paisley print clothes, and worship Prince because he wore paisley in the 1980's, and and and... ::suspicious:: Do you have any silver threads in that armoire?
Hmmmm...
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The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe...
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