Celebrating My White Trash Heritage

[catelin]

I had a yard sale today. Nothing peculiar about that; they're fairly common around these parts. The peculiar part is that my tooth chipped yesterday while eating at Dairy Queen. It was nothing related to the food---it had to do with an old tooth trying to hang on to an equally old and sizeable filling. So here I was...sitting in my lawn chair in a pair of cutoffs, a wife beater that accentuates the fact I nursed one too many kids, my old sweaty cowboy hat, boots and a pair of cheap sunglasses. I had the radio blaring, a cold Shiner in hand, and a big wad of dollar bills in my pocket. I sat there worrying the missing back tooth with my tongue, thinking how perfect it all was. All the speed freaks here at the lake would have been so proud.

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[catelin.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!! So true! Show off! ; )

[jourdannex.livejournal.com]

My Grandmother used to tell me about "Lola the little white trash girl" on their street when I was a child. I finally asked what made this girl Lola white trash. Apparently, there were three things. Yard sales, heels and tube tops...all going on at the same time.

WERE YOU WEARING HEELS WITH THE CUT OFFS CATELIN?