Queen of Trials

[catelin]

I got rid of seven, count 'em, SEVEN cases today! I feel like the brave little tailor...for any you old enough to get that reference. Seven jury trials set today and every single one of them pled, including a child rapist and a drug dealer. I gave out a couple of major legal ass whoopin's over the last couple of weeks, including the whole "caught ya lyin' on the stand, bitch" episode. Maybe all the defense attorneys were afraid I had jailhouse phonecalls of their clients confessing. Who knows? All I know is that I've got a nice easy week to look forward to for a change!

Oh, and my phone's all screwed up at home. I just realized that tonight when I couldn't get any phone calls. Will see to that tomorrow, but don't worry if you can't get me.

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[catelin.livejournal.com]

Ball-ectomy as a parting gift would be sweet! You know, that reminds me of an old cowboy years ago who told me he had the perfect solution for child molesters. He and his wife took in foster kids, so I'm sure that's what colored his solution. I asked him, "What's that?"

He chews on his toothpick and says to me, "Well, you take the bastard and nail his pecker to the back of a barn door. Then you give him a rusty saw and set the barn on fire."

Call me sick, but that still makes me laugh my ass off.

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[lacyunderall.livejournal.com]

Haaaahahahahahaaa...that made my afternoon!