Queen of Trials

[catelin]

I got rid of seven, count 'em, SEVEN cases today! I feel like the brave little tailor...for any you old enough to get that reference. Seven jury trials set today and every single one of them pled, including a child rapist and a drug dealer. I gave out a couple of major legal ass whoopin's over the last couple of weeks, including the whole "caught ya lyin' on the stand, bitch" episode. Maybe all the defense attorneys were afraid I had jailhouse phonecalls of their clients confessing. Who knows? All I know is that I've got a nice easy week to look forward to for a change!

Oh, and my phone's all screwed up at home. I just realized that tonight when I couldn't get any phone calls. Will see to that tomorrow, but don't worry if you can't get me.

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Way to kick some ass. :D
I can picture all these people cowering in fear of you in the courtroom. It'd be like something out of a comic book. "Please, anything but prosecution by her!"