Procrastination

I am the Queen of Procrastination. I'm sure you've heard of it. It's a small empire that lies just between all those things that I have to do and those other things that I absolutely have to do or the world will crumble on top of my head. I don't live there all the time. I just visit from time to time. It's sort of like a neurotic vacation home---lots of fun but with monkeys (on your back). I'm there all this week, until Friday when some work is due. I never know how I get past the borders of the place, but I'm sure that there's some defiance of all sorts of physical laws involved in accomplishing in two days what normally is done in a month. Tonight the Queen is skating. Tomorrow and Thursday, she'll be writing and cursing her stupidity alternatively. But tonight, she skates with the monkeys!