That's twice I've seen you ask someone to marry you in the last month. While I am a bit gassy and lazy when it comes to catbox duties, I am able to adapt to my surroundings in harmony.
What worries me is that you are obviously fickle or you don't really go after what you want. What was wrong with Walter Mosely? Did he say "No thanks"? Did you forget about him? Did you find he's not what you wanted?
I hope you get this settled soon as it's going to keep me up all night.
Thanks so much for your concern. I'm afraid that I cannot dispute your claim that am fickle...I am absolutely and chronically so--which is why I limit my proposals to men who have absolutely no idea that I even exist. A penance of Tantalusian proportions at times, I assure you. Keep your fingers crossed...perhaps one day I will find that one special famous person who's willing to take the trash out for me. : )
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tim or not, if you were here I'd give ya a big smoocheroo for making me laugh so hard! Fabulous!!! I'll unpack the sewing machine immediately. : )
Any self-respecting southern gal couldn't pay for a ring!! Why, I'd have my southern belle membership, which has been in serious jeopardy at many points over the years, completely revoked!!
Sounds groovy, toots! I'll leave them a black velvet painting of John as "Bud" in Urban Cowboy as a token of our appreciation for the loan of the plane. In the meantime, I'll brush up on my Italian.
I was always miserable with languages... I think you'll have to cram enough for the both of us... Do you think you can handle, "Rome airport, this is DanceFever01 requesting permission to land..."
In other matters, what shall I do to sheild your boys if you take to acosting an italian letch in the manner you did the bum in LA?
Heh! No problem, dearie. I'll even throw in a little "I got chills...they're multiplyin'"
And while I am always on my very best behavior when abroad (Hey, I've seen all those Turkish prison movies), it might be best to leave the kids with my mother for the weekend.
I was thinking that might be best, but I didn't want to presume anything... it is our fist date and all... I certainly wouldn't want you to lose your southern bell status on my account.
In my shock to find an imposter wooing Cate, I was in error in my statement. What I meant was that after she found us complementary rings, I'd let her give the cash to Jacko down on the corner. He always has fine gold... just look at his front tooth.
"tim roth" (he says in his best 'third person' impersonation of Bob Dole) is an irreproducable quantity...
If you think for one minute you are going to be able to work my scam with an excuse as lame as "I thought it first, I'm deserving..." I suggest you go watch 'Taxi Driver' and see how far that sort of admiration got albert brooks...
Don't fret, Pumpkin! I am not swayed by the offer of rings from Jacko, Keeper of the Golden Toofies. The Taxi Driver reference confirms my theory that you are a man after my own heart. Bonus points for that, dear. ; )
From your lips to God's ears!!! If I only could have whomever I wanted! I do get a kick out of proposing online! I always think...well, you never know who might be reading. And these really are people that I adore! : ) I believe this is the first time that I've ever actually got a "personal" response from one of my stalkees, though!
What makes you imagine that either of these bogus Tim Roths, or indeed the real thing, would ever take out the garbage? And still more importantly, would they deign to scoop the cat box?
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That's twice I've seen you ask someone to marry you in the last month. While I am a bit gassy and lazy when it comes to catbox duties, I am able to adapt to my surroundings in harmony.
What worries me is that you are obviously fickle or you don't really go after what you want. What was wrong with Walter Mosely? Did he say "No thanks"? Did you forget about him? Did you find he's not what you wanted?
I hope you get this settled soon as it's going to keep me up all night.
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Thanks so much for your concern. I'm afraid that I cannot dispute your claim that am fickle...I am absolutely and chronically so--which is why I limit my proposals to men who have absolutely no idea that I even exist. A penance of Tantalusian proportions at times, I assure you. Keep your fingers crossed...perhaps one day I will find that one special famous person who's willing to take the trash out for me. : )
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the only request is that you make me cool renaissance suits to match the ones you made your kids...
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oh my.
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Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Yes, I'll marry you.
I'll even let you buy the ring.
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Any self-respecting southern gal couldn't pay for a ring!! Why, I'd have my southern belle membership, which has been in serious jeopardy at many points over the years, completely revoked!!
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for you anything darlin'.
What say we take your boys to Milan for Pasta tomorrow?
The Travoltas are hosting a Scientology seminar, and I think we can sneak in and steal his plane...
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Ciao Bello!! ; )
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In other matters, what shall I do to sheild your boys if you take to acosting an italian letch in the manner you did the bum in LA?
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And while I am always on my very best behavior when abroad (Hey, I've seen all those Turkish prison movies), it might be best to leave the kids with my mother for the weekend.
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In my shock to find an imposter wooing Cate, I was in error in my statement. What I meant was that after she found us complementary rings, I'd let her give the cash to Jacko down on the corner. He always has fine gold... just look at his front tooth.
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do you think I give a shit about excuses?!
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If you think for one minute you are going to be able to work my scam with an excuse as lame as "I thought it first, I'm deserving..." I suggest you go watch 'Taxi Driver' and see how far that sort of admiration got albert brooks...
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xoxo
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