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Life would not be complete without completing a Razorart quiz. ; )
1. What is the name you *wished* you were born with?
When I was younger, I wanted a really glamorous name like Hedi, or Lana...once I grew up, I realized that my own name actually suited me better.
2. What feature of the opposite sex do you hate the most?
Hmmm....this certainly doesn't apply to all men equally, but that whole sports mania thing can be really annoying.
3. What feature of *your* sex do you hate the most?
The way we can be such catty bitches to one another.
4. Give me your list of annoying occurrences:
Top five: 5)dirty restrooms; 4)petty office politics; 3)taking out the garbage; 2)that grating "Cleo the Tarot Card Reader" commercial that comes on every two minutes late at night; 1)junk mail
5. Who do you hate the most out of everyone you know/ever knew and why?
I wouldn't really say I hate anyone, but the person who has disgusted me the most that I actually know: a 19-year-old heroin junkie who was a consummate user even before she began to shoot dope, who stole from my kids, who can't seem to grasp the concept of birth control, and who is no longer anyone I give two shits about.
6. Which celebrity deserves to be boiled in oil?
That's a tie between Charleton Heston and Rosie O'Donnell.
7. Do you have a voodoo doll?
I do. It's stuck to my file cabinet at work with a magnet.
8. Have you ever harbored murderous thoughts? Why?
There are a couple of people I could easily take out and gut shoot if it weren't going to cause me so many problems. I figure it's easier to let karma gnaw away at them.
9. What is the best song to strip to?
Sad to say...but my stripping days are over...and they've been over for so long, I can't even remember any good strip songs. Grrrrrrr.
10. Have you ever dabbled in witchcraft?
Nope. I don't "dabble" in it.
11. How many one-night stands have you had?
Enough to count on one hand.
12. Have you ever had an abortion?
Yep.
13. Who do you hate most of all on Live Journal?
Haven't run across anyone who even annoys me yet.
14. Who could you see yourself having sex with on Live Journal?
I imagine he knows who he is.
15. What is your dream job?
I have it...except a hiatus every summer to concentrate on my writing would be nice.
16. Have you ever been issued a summons/sued/arrested/been in jail?
Never.
17. Are you a sadist or a masochist? Give some examples.
I'm neither.
18. What religion were you brought up to be? Do you still practice it?
Wasn't brought up to be anything. Now I'm what you'd consider a bit of everything.
19. Do you like to give or receive hugs?
Both, and often.
20. Do you rejoice in any bodily functions?
Never gave that much thought. It's always nice when everything works like it should...other than that I don't pay much attention.
1. What is the name you *wished* you were born with?
When I was younger, I wanted a really glamorous name like Hedi, or Lana...once I grew up, I realized that my own name actually suited me better.
2. What feature of the opposite sex do you hate the most?
Hmmm....this certainly doesn't apply to all men equally, but that whole sports mania thing can be really annoying.
3. What feature of *your* sex do you hate the most?
The way we can be such catty bitches to one another.
4. Give me your list of annoying occurrences:
Top five: 5)dirty restrooms; 4)petty office politics; 3)taking out the garbage; 2)that grating "Cleo the Tarot Card Reader" commercial that comes on every two minutes late at night; 1)junk mail
5. Who do you hate the most out of everyone you know/ever knew and why?
I wouldn't really say I hate anyone, but the person who has disgusted me the most that I actually know: a 19-year-old heroin junkie who was a consummate user even before she began to shoot dope, who stole from my kids, who can't seem to grasp the concept of birth control, and who is no longer anyone I give two shits about.
6. Which celebrity deserves to be boiled in oil?
That's a tie between Charleton Heston and Rosie O'Donnell.
7. Do you have a voodoo doll?
I do. It's stuck to my file cabinet at work with a magnet.
8. Have you ever harbored murderous thoughts? Why?
There are a couple of people I could easily take out and gut shoot if it weren't going to cause me so many problems. I figure it's easier to let karma gnaw away at them.
9. What is the best song to strip to?
Sad to say...but my stripping days are over...and they've been over for so long, I can't even remember any good strip songs. Grrrrrrr.
10. Have you ever dabbled in witchcraft?
Nope. I don't "dabble" in it.
11. How many one-night stands have you had?
Enough to count on one hand.
12. Have you ever had an abortion?
Yep.
13. Who do you hate most of all on Live Journal?
Haven't run across anyone who even annoys me yet.
14. Who could you see yourself having sex with on Live Journal?
I imagine he knows who he is.
15. What is your dream job?
I have it...except a hiatus every summer to concentrate on my writing would be nice.
16. Have you ever been issued a summons/sued/arrested/been in jail?
Never.
17. Are you a sadist or a masochist? Give some examples.
I'm neither.
18. What religion were you brought up to be? Do you still practice it?
Wasn't brought up to be anything. Now I'm what you'd consider a bit of everything.
19. Do you like to give or receive hugs?
Both, and often.
20. Do you rejoice in any bodily functions?
Never gave that much thought. It's always nice when everything works like it should...other than that I don't pay much attention.
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I never had a problem with my first name... it was my MIDDLE name that made me shudder.
2. What feature of the opposite sex do you hate the most?
Nothing really. Ten years ago it would have been that whole "I like you as a friend" nonsense, followed by their immediate involvement with someone abusive.
3. What feature of *your* sex do you hate the most?
That most of them are emotional morons, apparently.
4. Give me your list of annoying occurrences:
1)When they tear down cinemas.
2)Having to drive every day.
3)Our most recent election.
5. Who do you hate the most out of everyone you know/ever knew and why?
I don't hate anyone right now. Go figure.
6. Which celebrity deserves to be boiled in oil?
Tom Green. Please.
7. Do you have a voodoo doll?
Wouldn't you like to know?
8. Have you ever harbored murderous thoughts? Why?
Not murderous... more like revenge fantasies where I snap my fingers and certain people vanish from this plane of existence.
9. What is the best song to strip to?
A short one.
10. Have you ever dabbled in witchcraft?
Only that ol' black magic called love.
11. How many one-night stands have you had?
Too many.
12. Have you ever had an abortion?
Obviously not. Nor have I ever paid for anyone elses, I'm pleased to say.
13. Who do you hate most of all on Live Journal?
What's with the hate questions? Luvvvv, let's feel the luvvvvvvvv.
14. Who could you see yourself having sex with on Live Journal?
I imagine she knows who she is. Heh.
15. What is your dream job?
To go to a room somewhere and write.
16. Have you ever been issued a summons/sued/arrested/been in jail?
Never. John Waters would be very disappointed in me.
17. Are you a sadist or a masochist? Give some examples.
I'm laughing too hard at the "give some examples" line to answer this...
18. What religion were you brought up to be? Do you still practice it?
I was brought up in a spiritual void, from which I was duly rescued by Art.
19. Do you like to give or receive hugs?
Both, natch.
20. Do you rejoice in any bodily functions?
My own or others?
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and yeah...Rosie and yeah...Michael Bolton from the last one!
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