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In honor of the season, some of my favorite quotes from Helen Rowland:
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A man never knows how to say good-bye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature- and another woman to help him forget them.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
When it comes to making love, a girl can always listen so much faster than a man can talk.
The honeymoon is not over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A man never knows how to say good-bye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature- and another woman to help him forget them.
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
When it comes to making love, a girl can always listen so much faster than a man can talk.
The honeymoon is not over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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ACK! Cate I've got LSAT's tomorrow send me some good lawyerly vibes ok?
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LAWDY!!!
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No Grumbling Allowed From The Lucky Ones
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1) you should stop thinking this way, or your mind just may stick this way.
2) you ain't never gonna catch a man with this 'bummer betty' attitude sweetie... you should spend your time more constructively... Perhaps learn how to make a nice cheesecake.
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Betty Friggin' Crocker Sez...
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(he says, running out the door...)
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p.s.
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let me see...
wasn't she a guest star on the donna reed show?
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I must quote a friend of mine here...
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