I can't remember whose journal I saw this in, but I thought it was an interesting idea:

On My Desk: 5 candles, Magic 8 Ball, candy dish with three Hershey's Kisses, 35 criminal cases, Dilbert mints, Zortz (a funny looking orange rubber cow head on a stand with a green nose and blue horns--you can stick phone messages in his mouth that opens with a wooden clothespin in the back of his neck.), flowers, Moroccan vase, vintage ashtray, phone, notepads, pens, paperclips, stapler, keys, one rubber band, a dozen photos of my kids

On My Credenza: Sumo wrestling lunchbox, Statue of Liberty replica, rolodex, boxing lizard puppet, Texas Narcotics Officers Association coffee cup, dinosaur megaphone with flashing lights and sound effects, wicker in/out basket, CD player, computer speakers, monitor, calculator, jail phone call tapes, Elmer's glue, junk mail, another dozen photos of my kids

On My Walls: Rage Against The Machine poster, Harold & Maude movie poster, Gaugin's "La Orana Maria," hand-embroidered fishing scene tapestry from Patzcuaro, Frida collage, Frida painting, Frida print, old print from 1928 that my grandmother gave me, another Gaugin print (Tahitian women), Lotería poster, 3 of my own paintings, M.A. in Spanish Literature & Linguistics, law degree from CA, law license from CA, law license from TX, certificate from FBI school, large photo of my kids

On My Shelves: Law books, book on Día de los Muertos, Physician's Desk Reference, about 15 little boxes of all different shapes and sizes that I've collected over the years, Chac Mool, Spanish/English Dictionary, French/English Dictionary, Greek/English Dictionary, Russian/English Dictionary, old copy of "Interview," Texas Police Journal, 100 or so CDs, more photos of my kids, plants, candles, trial notebooks.
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From: [identity profile] catelin.livejournal.com

Re: Why


Ha!! I dunno...a friend of mine's theory is that the genetic combination for my perfect match has not yet occurred in nature. Hehe! I think it has more to do with some complex equation of time, circumstance, longitudes & latitudes, with the added variable of dumb luck. Hmmmmm...or maybe it's those gun turrets on my front porch?

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A man with a little gumption


would tunnel in and avoid the turrets.

Yesterdays newspaper carried a story about the worlds first GM Monkey, perhaps you can get an order in now and have your perfect man made man with genes that are the exact compliment of yours. The only problem of course is that he would be very young. Mind you, when you are in your dotage you will have a young stud about the place!
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