I think I may be guilty of voter intimidation.
Me: Don't tell me who you're voting for. I don't want to know. Really.
Him: I am equally disgusted by the both of them.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah, they both are equally repugnant to me.
Me: Well, in that case, I'd be asking myself if voting for one candidate will get me more head than voting for the other.
Him: *laughing*
Me: Dude. I'm totally serious.
Me: Don't tell me who you're voting for. I don't want to know. Really.
Him: I am equally disgusted by the both of them.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah, they both are equally repugnant to me.
Me: Well, in that case, I'd be asking myself if voting for one candidate will get me more head than voting for the other.
Him: *laughing*
Me: Dude. I'm totally serious.
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