Letter

Dear John Kerry:

Please stop spamming me with email. I don't know want to see your very personal video. No, I mean really. I don't. I thought you were kinda creepy back when I voted for you, but now you are like a guy that I had a bad date with once who just won't leave me alone. It's over, dude. Seriously; and it's not me. It's you. You suck. You sucked then and you still suck. Please stop acting like a crazy homeless person who won't take no for an answer. Please. Just let it go. Let. It. Go.

Cate

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY

I've spent the last few hours bottle feeding four foundling kittens brought to me after their mother was shot. They look to be about four weeks old and I'm going to keep them long enough to make sure that they are going to live and be healthy, so probably another three to four weeks (unless someone has the time to bottle feed as well). I have three cats already: the Alzheimer's kitty and the beautiful dykes Zelda and Nella (yes, they are lesbian lovers...don't ask). I know myself well enough to know that I'll end up keeping all four of these kittens if I can't find good homes for them...so PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LET ME BECOME THE CRAZY CAT LADY!! I'm still too young for that!! It's not time yet!!

Here's the deal. If you are willing to adopt the kitty, I will pay for the spay/neuter and shots. You MUST agree that you will spay/neuter...that is non-negotiable. They are so cute...I haven't looked at the sexes yet because my main worry was seeing if I could get them to nurse...but one is a little blackie, one is grey and white, one is grey stripe, and one is tan and white.

If you or someone you know is interested, please email me or let me know here. Pass this along to anyone in the Austin/San Antonio area if you can. Thanks!!!!!!