First Crush: A boy named Matt in third grade. Cute little bad boy with long hair. He brought a pocketknife to school and I told my dad. He hated me after that for at least a week. Then he gave me a valentine.
Second Crush: A guy named Dennis Pitts who was the roller rink king. He was in high school. I was in fifth grade. He never knew I existed.
First Girl Kiss: My best friend Adela in sixth grade. We were practicing for "real" kisses.
First Boy Kiss: A boy named Lance in sixth grade...Adela was a much better kisser than him.
Best Teacher: My fourth grade teacher, Mr. Andersen. He never made me feel stupid for being smart.
First Real Date: Sadie Hawkins Dance when I was 15. The guy tried to feel me up and I punched him in the stomach so hard he puked...didn't get asked out again that year.
Person Who Makes Me Sad: My brother--the posterboy for drugs, alcohol and wasted potential.
Favorite Hat: An old Panama hat that belonged to my mother.
No Big Surprise: I was a drama/debate geek in high school.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Televangelists.
Sporty Thing I'm Good At: Waterskiing
No Talent For: Tuning a guitar.
I Could Have Been a Great: Wife...several times, like Zsa Zsa or Liz.
Coolest Celebrity I Ever Met: Cesar Romero--a consumate, charming gentleman.
Biggest Heartbreak: My family basically ceasing to exist after my grandmother died.
Movie I Watch To Laugh: "The Party" with Peter Sellars
Favorite Detective: Jules de Grandin
Marriage Proposals Received: Five
Marriage Proposals Accepted: None
Bugs I Hate: Scorpions
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen: Murdered children (part of my job sometimes--wish like hell it wasn't)
I Never Miss: The Wizard of Oz, It's a Wonderful Life, and the finals of the World Series
Favorite Indulgences: Ebay, The Weekly World News, bubblebaths, painting my toenails
Sounds Disgusting/Tastes Great: Chili Cheese Fritos and cream cheese sandwich
Favorite Sound: My kids laughing
Favorite Candy: Red Hots and Hershey's Kisses
I Go Out of My Way to Keep Up With: My old friends and sumo wrestling stats
Something I Should Do More Often: Clean house
Second Crush: A guy named Dennis Pitts who was the roller rink king. He was in high school. I was in fifth grade. He never knew I existed.
First Girl Kiss: My best friend Adela in sixth grade. We were practicing for "real" kisses.
First Boy Kiss: A boy named Lance in sixth grade...Adela was a much better kisser than him.
Best Teacher: My fourth grade teacher, Mr. Andersen. He never made me feel stupid for being smart.
First Real Date: Sadie Hawkins Dance when I was 15. The guy tried to feel me up and I punched him in the stomach so hard he puked...didn't get asked out again that year.
Person Who Makes Me Sad: My brother--the posterboy for drugs, alcohol and wasted potential.
Favorite Hat: An old Panama hat that belonged to my mother.
No Big Surprise: I was a drama/debate geek in high school.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Televangelists.
Sporty Thing I'm Good At: Waterskiing
No Talent For: Tuning a guitar.
I Could Have Been a Great: Wife...several times, like Zsa Zsa or Liz.
Coolest Celebrity I Ever Met: Cesar Romero--a consumate, charming gentleman.
Biggest Heartbreak: My family basically ceasing to exist after my grandmother died.
Movie I Watch To Laugh: "The Party" with Peter Sellars
Favorite Detective: Jules de Grandin
Marriage Proposals Received: Five
Marriage Proposals Accepted: None
Bugs I Hate: Scorpions
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen: Murdered children (part of my job sometimes--wish like hell it wasn't)
I Never Miss: The Wizard of Oz, It's a Wonderful Life, and the finals of the World Series
Favorite Indulgences: Ebay, The Weekly World News, bubblebaths, painting my toenails
Sounds Disgusting/Tastes Great: Chili Cheese Fritos and cream cheese sandwich
Favorite Sound: My kids laughing
Favorite Candy: Red Hots and Hershey's Kisses
I Go Out of My Way to Keep Up With: My old friends and sumo wrestling stats
Something I Should Do More Often: Clean house
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Second Crush: The prettiest girl in school at 7 1/3 when I realised my English teacher was unattainable
First Girl Kiss: The prettiest girl in school
First Boy Kiss: Lord knows, no tongues though, ever.
Best Teacher: Abdul (Mr.Jones) my form tutor.
First Real Date: Never had one.
Person Who Makes Me Sad: My mother.
Favourite Hat: I don't own one.
No Big Surprise: People mistake me for a girl.
Biggest Pet Peeve: People who throw chewing gum on the floor because I always step on it, always.
Sporty Thing I'm Good At: Rugby
No Talent For: Giving birth.
I Could Have Been a Great: Woman.
Coolest Celebrity I Ever Met: Julian Cope - Cool Drude
Biggest Heartbreak: My Mother.
Movie I Watch To Laugh: Ishtar
Favourite Detective: Inspector Morse
Marriage Proposals Received: 2
Marriage Proposals Accepted: None
Bugs I Hate: Bees, wasps, hornets.
Worst Thing I've Ever Seen: Ishtar
I Never Miss: The toilet bowl.
Favourite Indulgences: Writing, Tea, Sun Dried Tomatoes In Olive Oil.
Sounds Disgusting/Tastes Great: I don't know of anything I can put here.
Favourite Sound: 'Daddy'
Favourite Candy: Staton
I Go Out of My Way to Keep Up With: My correspondence
Something I Should Do More Often: Decide against filling in questionnaires
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On another note, as part of my plan to indoctrinate the minds of just about anybody I can find into the following of verianism and associated flowbee produce that I can sell as religious parephenalia, I had some poems accepted for a new zine. Which was nice. Actually, the person running it is very nice also.
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p.s. my aversion for the bug/monster does not extend to scorpio people : )
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In the closet by my kitchen is big pair of pliers. I call them my Scorpion Pliers. From time to time scorpions can be found sneaking up and down the walls, like you say, during the summer. What's distressing is that you know they crawl around on the floor, and with carpet you just won?t see them. But when they go up the walls you can, so I grab them by the tail, disabling their stinger so if they get loose they can?t sting me. Yikes!
Once I found a big tarantula in the garage, which was actually kind of docile and fun. I put it in a jar, studied it a little, then set it free in the woods behind my house (soon to be 'developed': An ocean of people, non indigenous grasses, concrete skin over everything, big wooden boxes for the people?) Anyway, for some reason fuzzy things aren?t so menacing; I wonder why? Lizards, anole and salamanders hang out around my porch and the garage door; they?re okay too; eat bugs? Come to think of it, there's a tiny species of fuzzy black jumping spider with a white patch on their back. They're kind of animated as compared to other spiders so I leave them alone, or at least kick them out of the house and back on to the porch. Maybe there are okay or creepy arachnids, just like people? :-\
Rey