Cate's Natural & Unnatural Disasters

[catelin]

"You taught me language, and my profit on ‘t
Is I know how to curse"
The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2, Lines 437-438


1 Tornado (Texas)

1 Tropical Storm (Louisiana)

1 Dog Bite (Texas)

2 Floods (Louisiana, Texas)

1 Fire (L.A.)

1 Fight With a Homeless Person (L.A.)

1 Riot (L.A.)

1 Big Ass Earthquake---Scarrrrryyyyyyy!!! (L.A.)

4 Car Accidents--hit by drunk drivers in two of them, got ass-ended by a speeding motorist in the 3rd, and the number 1....I totaled my parents' car taking my driver's test when I was a teenager. (Louisiana, Texas, L.A.)

1 Allergic Reaction to Morphine (during C-Section, which could qualify in its own right! Blech!)

1 Near Crash in AeroMexico plane in Mexico City


Hmmmm...I guess I should be on the lookout for a plague of locusts.