1. The Donna has invaded my home and we are having fun, fun, fun!!! I am trying to convince her to move to Texas. Plying her with Cheetoeeees and manicures seems to be working! Seriously, she needs to be here. NOW.
2. Sarah Palin is a vapid twat.
3. Today is fair day in Comal County, yo, and we're going! Cakes, pies, piggies, moo-cows!!!
4. I want a Starhead shirt. I will email you later about that. Actually, I want more than one.
5. First cool day of the fall, barely a hint of crisp but it's coming!!!